For years I wanted to have a kid and she didn't. After many failed attempts (this is the only process I can think of where failure can be so enjoyable) it worked. I was happy, she wasn't. I figured this was better than both of us being unhappy.I still have the first ultrasound picture of Skeletor our bony bundle of joy.
The minute Skeletor was born, aliens kidnapped my wife and replaced her with a baby loving human that could only speak Googoogagaese. Noone was allowed to touch or look at the baby. This was her toy and she wasn't going to share it, not only that, now she wanted more.
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