Wednesday, April 8, 2009

If you can't sell it, wipe with it

I own 80,000 shares of a stock that is now basically worthless. I figure they are worth less than toilet paper and I might as well start wiping with it. If I get one piece of paper for each of my 80,000 shares and wipe twice a day, 365 days a year, I won't have to buy toilet paper for 109 years. That means I will have some left over to leave for my kids when I die and every time they wipe they can think of me.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i've got similar stocks. perhaps we could start a side business.....