Thursday, December 4, 2008

The house is expanding and so is my wife.

Guys, if you are looking for something to spice up your marriage, try what I did. Get your wife pregnant, move her, your 5 year old kid and yourself into the basement of your house that has no kitchen facilities, create some makeshift walls with plastic vapour barrier, sleep on fold out canvas cots and hire some unreliable, cranky, smelly guys to rip the back wall off your house and add a rear addition plus completely gut and renovate the existing part of the house that you are living in.

Nothing says I love you like a bouquet of drywall dust and a box of construction debris.

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